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LAWS OF PROBABILITY

Some Laws Einstein missed out !!!

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP : 

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. 

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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September 12, 2011 - Posted by | My Intrests |

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